scribblescourge:

My mother just came with the groceries and I opened the door and without thinking asked “swiggity swag what’s in the bag” and she replied “bip boop bop bread and flip-flops

cafunedesaudade:

I’m trying to figure out when “oh, it’s midnight” turned into “oh, it’s only midnight”

we’re gonna be weird adults

im so ugly its like god was playing the sims and he clicked the randomize button

leezzee:

gallifreyangurl:

dinosaurs-on-wheels:

hoechln:

i was going to make a list of people that annoy me, but it was too long so I decided to post a pic instead. 

omg i’m in the same photo as tom hiddleston

ugh, my hair looks terrible 

can we do it again i blinked

forever-classyx:

Oh my gosh people, be nice to your waiter/waitress, it’s not their fault that your food is cold or if it’s under cooked.  Be nice to the cashiers who are still training and can’t ring up your items as quickly as you want.  If a stranger smiles and says hello to you, smile and say hello back!  It’s just common courtesy, I don’t understand why people have to be so rude.